USE THIS SITE AS YOUR FUNNEL
You don’t have to explain the entire Freak Sites ecosystem every time somebody asks what you’re doing.
That’s one of the reasons I built ShareMerchant.com.
Suppose somebody sees one of your Parking Spots.
Or one of your Facebook posts.
Or a video.
Or they hear you talking about the Freak Sites and ask:
“Wait. What exactly are you doing?”
You could spend the next 30 minutes explaining Parking Spots, Islands, affiliate links, commissions, multiple tiers, AI, Channels and why any of this exists.
Or you could say:
“Go look at ShareMerchant.com. It explains what I’m doing. If you decide to use one of the Freak Sites, come back through my link.”
That’s the funnel.
YOU DON’T NEED TO BUILD ALL OF THIS YOURSELF
Think about what you’re looking at.
I built an entire website explaining:
- what the Freak Sites are;
- what a Parking Spot is;
- how the affiliate program works;
- how the multi-tier structure works;
- how I use AI;
- how I think about distribution;
- how somebody can build a Channel;
- how the numbers can scale;
- and how somebody can actually get started.
You don’t have to recreate all of that.
Use mine.
That’s what this website is here for.
YOUR PARKING SPOT CAN START THE CONVERSATION
This is where I think it gets more interesting.
You don’t necessarily have to lead with:
“Would you like to join an affiliate program?”
I probably wouldn’t.
Create something worth looking at instead.
A Parking Spot about a car.
- A trip.
- A house.
- A race.
- A business.
- A product.
- An opinion.
Something people might actually want to read, watch or share.
Then when somebody asks:
“What is this website?”
or:
“Can I do that too?”
Now you have somewhere to send them.
Share Merchant explains the business side.
THE SIMPLE FUNNEL
It can look something like this:
1. CREATE SOMETHING
Create a legitimate Parking Spot on one of the Freak Sites.
Give it a purpose.
Sell something. Promote something. Explain something. Document something. Tell a story.
2. SHARE IT
Facebook. LinkedIn. X. YouTube. Rumble. Email. Text. A conversation.
Wherever it makes sense.
3. LET PEOPLE DISCOVER WHAT YOU’RE BUILDING
Some people will look at the Parking Spot and leave.
That’s fine.
Some will click another Parking Spot.
Some will look at your profile or Channel.
And occasionally somebody is going to ask:
“How are you doing this?”
4. SEND THEM TO SHAREMERCHANT.COM
Now you don’t need a presentation.
You have one.
You’re looking at it.
5. GIVE THEM YOUR AFFILIATE LINK
This part matters.
Share Merchant explains the system, but Share Merchant cannot magically know who introduced that person.
If you want a qualifying purchase attributed to you, the person needs to use your properly tracked affiliate path.
So give them your link to the Freak Sites Island you’re promoting.
6. LET THE SYSTEM DO ITS JOB
If they decide the idea isn’t for them, fine.
If they create a Parking Spot, great.
If they join the Affiliate Program and begin sharing too, now the network can grow another branch.
And qualifying purchases can generate commissions according to the current affiliate structure.
YOU CAN ALSO LEAD WITH SHARE MERCHANT
You don’t have to start with a Parking Spot.
If you’re talking to somebody who is already interested in:
- affiliate marketing;
- advertising;
- content creation;
- side income;
- building an online business;
- using AI;
- or creating their own audience;
send them directly here.
You might simply say:
“I found a different way to think about online advertising and affiliate marketing. Take a look at ShareMerchant.com. If it makes sense to you, I’ll give you my link to the Island you want to use.”
No 47-slide presentation required.
YOU DON’T NEED 928,000 FOLLOWERS
Would a giant audience help?
Of course.
I’m not going to pretend that having 928,000 followers is somehow worse than having 25.
But everybody starts somewhere.
A funnel doesn’t require 928,000 people.
It requires somewhere to send the people you do reach.
Ten people can enter a funnel.
One hundred can.
Ten thousand can.
The number changes.
The basic process doesn’t.
YOUR FUNNEL DOESN’T HAVE TO BE SHAREMERCHANT.COM FOREVER
This is another part people may miss.
ShareMerchant gives you something you can use right now.
But maybe eventually you build:
- your own website;
- your own email list;
- your own YouTube channel;
- your own social following;
- your own library of Parking Spots;
- your own brand;
- your own audience.
Great.
That’s kind of the point.
ShareMerchant can be the starting funnel while you build something bigger around yourself.
Or you can keep using it.
There is no rule saying you have to build another website just because I apparently can’t stop building them.
DON’T SPAM PEOPLE
This should probably be obvious.
But apparently we live on the Internet, so I’ll say it anyway.
Don’t run around dropping your affiliate link under every unrelated Facebook post, YouTube video or LinkedIn conversation you can find.
That’s not a funnel.
That’s spam.
Create something useful.
Participate in relevant conversations.
Share something when it actually fits.
Give people a reason to care before asking them to click anything.
Attention first. Link second.
THAT’S WHAT SHAREMERCHANT IS FOR
You create.
You share.
Somebody gets curious.
You send them here.
ShareMerchant explains the bigger idea.
If they want to participate, you send them through your affiliate link.
And if qualifying purchases happen, the affiliate system determines the commission.
YOU DON’T HAVE TO BUILD THE FUNNEL.
I ALREADY BUILT IT.
Use it.

